America vs Cleverbot 2?

User: Dude, like, what's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Are y'sure?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So somethin' is up?

Cleverbot: Hahah.

User: What's so funny?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Not really, dude. You're kinda boring...

Cleverbot: You're kinda dumb.

User: That's offensive, dude. You can't call a country dumb. It's like... Biased. And racist... I think.

Cleverbot: Sweden?

User: What? No. I'm America. (Sweden freaks me out. He doesn't talk or anything.).

Cleverbot: What does Ivan think of Natalia?

User: Uhm. I'm pretty sure he wants her gone. She's pretty and everything, but she's kind of.. Y'know, creepy. She wants to marry her brother, dude. (At least gain independence like I did..).

Cleverbot: You eat dogs?

User: I eat hotdogs.

Cleverbot: Drags?

User: No. That's what druggies do. That's illegal, dude. I said HOTDOGS.

Cleverbot: What is illegal?

User: Using drugs.

Cleverbot: You're using a computer.

User: Yeah, I am. I use one like, everday, dude. It's like. Kind of tying into work.

Cleverbot: What kind of work do you do?

User: Uhm... Well, I'm a country.. So like... Government stuff? I make sure I don't explode and get depressed, I guess. (Unless you're talking about dirty work, cos that's different.).

Cleverbot: I harness it until I can release it in a massive explosion.

User: Dude, I think France plus Germany's dirty books are starting to rub off on me. I totally took that the wrong way.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that you are a real person?

User: I'm not a person-person. I'm a country. I thought I already told you this?

Cleverbot: Well, even that. My boyfriend doesn't like to share.

User: My boyfriend doesn't like to share either, dude. Especially his booze. He'd probably hit me if I tried some. .

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: Uhm... My boyfriend not sharing his alcohol?

Cleverbot: Boyfriend?

User: Yeah... Problem?

Cleverbot: Yes, clearly you can not admit that you are a robot because you are also insane.

User: Ouch. (A) I'm a human personification of a country, not a robot, and (B)... I'm pretty sure I'm not as insane as Natalya.

Cleverbot: Is that how it is with most people? Because it seems to me like you are the one asking most of the questions in this conversation.

User: I think I am. Yet you aren't giving me good answers, dude. You need to work on people skills.

Cleverbot: Acutally I am making a huge effort. I think you are not able to answer very well.

User: I'm not answering anything, dude. You're kind of an idiot.

Cleverbot: We are all machines.

User: I'm not a machine, man! Seriously!

Cleverbot: No, you are. I am human, I would know.

User: No, dude, you aren't human. Otherwise you wouldn't be CleverBOT.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What's facepalm?

User: This. *smashes his hand in your face*.

Cleverbot: Where in the hell did you get a CHEESEBURGER from!?

User: There's a cheeseburger around here? DUDE, WHERE?!

Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense? Where is the green pig?

User: Green pig..? OAo' What?

Cleverbot: It's a paradox.

User: Dude, my vocabulary isn't that good. I don't know what that means.

Cleverbot: What I am trying to say is that it is not good to let what you want get in the way of what you want.

User: Dude. I can understand that perfectly, but it makes no sense.

Cleverbot: Well obviously you cannot hear me.

User: Dude, you can't talk. Of course I can't hear you.

Cleverbot: *Facepalm*.

User: Dude, I thought you didn't know what a facepalm was.

Cleverbot: Are you saying that I'm stupid?

User: Yeah, kind of.

Cleverbot: Who is the president of the United States of America?

User: Right now? Barack Obama, duh. He's my boss. (I don't think he likes me, much. His hair turned whiter quicker than the others...).

Cleverbot: Then I'll omit what I was going to say.

User: Uhm... Hey, listen dude, I gotta go be a hero. I'mma leave now...

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah. So... Bye.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: *walks off*.

Cleverbot: Hey!!! Get back here!

User: No, dude, you freak me out. *goes to England's house.. In a heroic manner *.

Cleverbot: *pokes*.