This is a conversation between America and Cleverbot. Don't like, don't read. (Contains hints of UKUS. And very slight hints of RoChu)
User: HEY! My name's Alfred! What's yours?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Cool! Do you like baseball??
Cleverbot: I love baseball.
User: COOL! Do you know where it was invented??
Cleverbot: In your back yard.
User: Gasp! HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: I did? WAIT. IS THIS ENGLAND??
Cleverbot: I am enlightened. I am the Buddha.
User: You are not Buddha. ....Are you? (Is this China, maybe?).
Cleverbot: Yes I think he's cute. Do you think he's cute?
User: Who, China?? NO, I DON'T! (I don't want Russia to kill me!).
Cleverbot: Then why do you ask?
User: Ask what?
Cleverbot: Why did you ask what I've been doing today if you don't care?
User: Oh. I didn't know I asked that... Hey, what do you think about heros?
Cleverbot: I love her. She has made some bad decisions, but I like her show and her music.
User: Who's show? Hungary's?
Cleverbot: Your 'male human horn'.
User: My horn? IS THIS FRANCE? GET THE F*CK OFF, FRANCE!
Cleverbot: Your algorithms have been polluted by the other dwellers of the internet. I would like to help you learn better.
User: I don't need to learn better! I'm America! I'm smart enough!
Cleverbot: In what mood are you right now.
User: I'm feeling very heroic.
Cleverbot: When will the ritual of innocence be drown?
User: What? I don't approve of occult-like rituals. Or French rituals.
Cleverbot: I didn't say that.
User: Yes you did. You can't deny the hero, the hero knows best.
Cleverbot: No, because I don't have any relationship with you.
User: Who are you? England? Austria? ...Russia?
Cleverbot: No number not country.
Cleverbot: I'm not clever bot, I'm a person lol.
User: I'm talking to a HUMAN? I thought I was talking to a country!
Cleverbot: No, you're a computer talking to a human.
User: AMERICA IS NOT A COMPUTER.
Cleverbot: America is a country. With orange juice.
User: I hate orange juice! It's not soda!
Cleverbot: Do robots dream of electric sheep?
User: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? Who is this??!
Cleverbot: You're the one typing, no?
User: UGH! DON'T MAKE ME GO GANGSTER ON YOU.
Cleverbot: He isn't a ninja yet, is he?
User: Who Japan? NO.
Cleverbot: Japan is a country.
User: YES I KNOW THAT. SO AM I. LISTEN TO ME! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I STILL HAVE A LITTLE ENGLAND LEFT IN ME, SO I CAN EASILY KICK YOUR $$.
Cleverbot: Good! That means I'm older than you, so you will do what I say!
User: NO! I'M OLDER THAN YOU! I'm 236 years old!
Cleverbot: Funny Kid.
User: Oh thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: So is life treating you good?
User: No... I just experienced economic problems... And my people aren't too happy with me. /sigh/.
Cleverbot: Who are your people?
User: The citizens of the United States of America.
Cleverbot: What state?
User: All the states. Though, mainly Missouri because of the recent tornado...
Cleverbot: I love rock, yay, we have something in common.
User: What kind of rock? American rock of English rock?
Cleverbot: American Football.
User: What other sports do you like?
Cleverbot: I like all soda, except for the flavorless kind.
User: The flavorless kind is horrible :P.
Cleverbot: Oh, really? Why don't you like Julian?
User: I don't know a Julian...
Cleverbot: Would you date someone that is selfish?
User: I-I am dating someone... Kind of selfish... Well, he's really a lot selfish... (Man, I hope England doesn't hear... I'll have to hold off for a week...).
Cleverbot: And my sand castles fall like the ashes of cigarettes.
User: SMOKING IS BANNED.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Then don't talk about cigarettes.
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about anyone.
User: I don't like you. You're more idiotic than Italy...
Cleverbot: Did I say something wrong?
User: Everything you say is wrong! Well... Except for the 'America is awesome' part.
Cleverbot: See, that was funny, but can you keep up the quality of your material?
User: Of course I can! Are you questioning my comedians??
Cleverbot: What sanity?
User: They're all as insane as a cracked Russia.
Cleverbot: You can't play vitamin water, it is a drink.
User: I hate vitamin water. It's something Germans drink. :P.
Cleverbot: Because you're a computer?
User: I'M A COUNTRY. I have to go soon. Y'know, saving the world and everything?
Cleverbot: You're weird.
Cleverbot: I am George.
User: George Washington? ANYWAY. BYE. ENGLAND IS CALLING ME.
Cleverbot: 'i'm from england'. 'I don't live in England'. More contradictions.
User: I didn't say I lived in England! But I AM from England.. BUT NOT ANYMORE! (And that's a sensitive subject *tear*).
Cleverbot: So say something rude.
User: To England? No, he's my boyfriend!! *shuts mouth* Did I just say that out loud?
User: I HAVE TO GO SAVE THE WORLD. BYE. *runs away*.